Friday, August 26, 2011

Cuz' every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.


Today, Professor Jones, our Torts professor, taught the fellas in the room one of the most important things they may ever learn in law school.

No, it wasn’t a great defense in a negligence action. It had nothing to do with trespass. In fact, it had nothing to do with Torts at all. It was a mini-lesson on where to find a good suit – complete with the name and number of a respectable local tailor.

Because, after all, in the real world, it doesn’t matter how much you know about comparative negligence, strict liability, or the RICO statute, no one will hear you if you look like bum.  

Professor Jones and his "good suit" lecture.



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