Friday, September 2, 2011

Top 1st Year Law Student Fashions for Men (AKA The Top Fashion Trends of Kids who are Broke but Trying Desperately to Look Rich)

1. The RayBan Wayfarer Sunglasses (even better if you wear them with a croakie and then wear the glasses backwards around your neck.)



2.       The Boat Shoe


3.       The Stitched Belt (The more nautical, the better. It gives the impression that you own a Yacht and spend all your free time hanging out on the high seas enjoy all your money!)

4.       The Bermuda short. (If it has a cuff: better; plaid: even better; seer sucker: the best!)

5.       Of course, no “I want to look like I come from money” look is complete without a Vineyard Vine tie.

Stay tuned, the Top 1L girls fashions are coming soon!  

3 comments:

  1. Do you know little sense this blog entry makes? If you combine every item in your list into one ensemble, it would total approximately $500. So your contention is that a broke college student spends $500 on an outfit in order to look rich. Maybe you should stick to women's fashions.

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  2. I didn't expect anyone to take this post so seriously. It was meant to be light-hearted. I love all the fashions on this post!

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  3. Not if you get your boat shoes, stitched belts and Bermuda shorts at Wal-Mart GEEEEEZ!!! Hilarious that anyone would get angry! No one said being broke and trying to look rich was a BAD thing! :-D

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