Love and Marriage (and Torts)

My husband and I have over an hour long drive into Louisville every morning now that the 64-Bridge is closed. Since I have major anxiety when it comes to wasting time, I've started forcing Travis to listen to law lectures with me during the drive in. Today, we got to the Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress lecture in Torts. After the lecture, Travis said, "Wow, I just realized that this entire relationship you've been committing one big tort, IIED!" My response: "And I'm about to commit another, Battery." :-)